There was a four year old named Hermione at my work today. It’s started.
Behold, Empire’s top 50 sexiest men of 2013.
Rebloging because reasons.
IS NOBODY GOING TO TALK ABOUT THE CHAMELEON ON RAPUNZEL’S BABY MOBILE
AND THE WHITE HORSE IS LIKE MAXIMUS
AND THE DUCK
AND THE CUPID
FORESHADOWING FORESHADOWING ALERT
its never too early for “a cynical year in review of tumblr memes” post
how could you forget
you know how sometimes you want to listen to music
but everything you listen to is just supremely unsatisfying
even if its songs you usually love; they are just so unappealing
and you have no idea what you actually want to listen to
You actually put this into words
Correcting Internet DisInformation: The American Space Pen / The Russian Pencil
My stepmom saw my new necklace and asked if it was a ring from a boyfriend
it’s a….from my uh…….friend Frodo
Throw that shit into mordor you fool!
yeah but what the fuck’s up with people thinking that converse are appropriate shoes to wear formal clothes
Favourite Survival Theory [x]
They know what’s up
WHO MADE THAT GIF I NEED TO KISS THEM
meeting celebrities is an interesting thing because some people spend their life savings to get one photo and hug with their idol while others find them in like the cereal aisle at the grocery store
I expect nothing less
there’s someone between the eggs tho
do you ever go to reblog something and then
and you’re just like
how far into the depths of my blog are you because I don’t even remember reblogging that
MY ENTIRE LIFE HAS BEEN A LIE
Can we take a minute to appreciate that most of the humans are shitting their pants, because JESUS ITS AN ALIEN OR AT THE VERY LEAST A DUDE WITH A MAGIC HAMMER AND HE”S BACK FROM THE DEAD, and Coulson is all “Listen here skippy, you might be magic and outweigh me by 70lbs and have a magic hammer, but I’ve seen Nick Fury without his morning coffee, so don’t try that shit on me.” Completely fucking unfazed that he’s talking to a God.
Son of Coul indeed.
“Listen here skippy.”